American Idol Losers Score a Winning Crib
Thursday, March 19th, 2009
I really have a bone to pick with Simon Fuller. Who knew being a crappy, talentless hack of a performer could take you to the top?
Especially in a recession. Woof!
Heck, I would have gussied myself up, stuffed my cantaloupe feet into some snazzy cowgirl boots, dyed my hair pink and tried out for Idol this season too–
…had somebody told me a Hollywood “mansion” would be involved.
In past seasons of American Idol, Taylor Hicks’ undercover “steak and milk” late-night room service orders were as naughty as it got.
Yet this season, following tradition of true, reality TV stars (ahem, wash ups) the remaining 10 crap-testants are shacking up under one, big, unfair roof.
This $40 million Los Angeles villa is so deliciously glam even Kelly Clarkson would pass up the Holiday Inn’s breakfast buffet to bunk up.
Idol basecamp, also known as “Casa de Tight Jeans and Runny Eyeliner” boasts magical amentities for its guests. There’s two swimming pools (one indoor), a bowling alley, 20-seat movie theater, basketball court, gilded spiral staircases and more.
I know I can’t be the only one thinking: “What a shame this pad this being wasted on the worst line up of wannabes ever”. The blind guy can’t even see it!
Ehh don’t get me wrong, yeah yeah my heart goes out to hokey Danny Gokey too, but these people just love letting their freak flags fly. Also, two of the guys are still in college, and it stings to watch them “live the dream”.
Each season these people just get weirder and weirder. Adam Lambert’s chamellion hair styles make Sanjaya look like an average Joe!
Oh well, hopefully those monstrous marble bathrooms won’t go unnoticed– most of Season 8 looks like they could use a good shower (and Weight Watchers)!
