Top 10 Things to be Thankful For
Wednesday, November 26th, 2008With Thanksgiving fast approaching, we figured that we should take a second and reflect on what is truly important this holiday season. Now, I’m sure everyone has a lot to recognize but here are the Top 10 Things to be Thankful for this year:
10. Free Samples - How many times have you been starving walking through the mall, supermarket or wholesale clubs only to be saved by that tiny morsel of pasta, fruit or chocolate? A lot of people simply walk by or pass up the freebie and I’ve always wondered why. A lot of times, these measly scraps are enough to send my taste buds into a frenzy of savory, sweet and even umami sensations. My advice: never pass up a free sample. Why?! Because it’s FREE!!
9. George Foreman Grill - I’ve honestly never met anybody that either didn’t have a Foreman or didn’t know somebody who had one. It’s a great kitchen companion with a myriad of uses and applications. The best part of the appliance is that there are no temperature controls and no worrying about flipping or fires. Although I’m not sure if this is sound advice or not, you can use the grill for literally everything. I’ve created dozens of different plates including lobster, soup and even brownies.
8. ChapStick — How many times have you reached into your pocket and instantly felt relief just because of the presence of that little tube comprised of beeswax, menthol, petrolatum, phenol, Vitamin E, and aloe? There might not be anything more soothing than shellacking your lips with the cooling, slippery substance when they’re cracked and dry. On a side note - how awesome is it finding random and classic ChapStick’s from years gone by that were once lost and forgotten?
7. Pickles - From half-sours to baby gherkins, pickles truly are one of the most versatile and adaptable foods. We really do owe a lot to our ancestors in Mesopotamia from nearly 4,400 years ago, as they’re the ones responsible for creating this culinary masterpiece. Pickles are great to munch on straight out of the jar; they’re a great complement to any sandwich; and when they’re gone, the juice is as refreshing as the water from the fjords of Greenland.
6. Hand Sanitizer — Remember those lonely days in the bathroom when you would wet your hands and go to pump the soap dispenser only to find that it’s completely empty? Well what used to cause a panic attack for most is now an afterthought thanks to instant sanitizing products. With just one squirt of the transparent and goopy solution, 99.99% of common germs are annihilated. We all owe the people at Purell a warm and sincere “thank you”.
5. Ramen Noodles -Dating back to the Qing Dynasty, Ramen noodles have added pleasure to the lives of emperors, warriors and college students alike. As one of the easiest concoctions to prepare and one of the most inexpensive items in the supermarket, Ramen has a place in the heart of virtually everyone. Although many people are repulsed by this practice, I highly recommend eating the noodles in their hardened state without any cooking at all - simply dip in the seasoning and bon appétit!
4. Gummi Bears — While nobody should be in the dark here, a gummi (often gummy) bear is a small, rubbery-textured confectionery, roughly two centimeters long, shaped in the form of a bear. Originating in Germany in the early 1900s the traditional Gummi Bear is made from sugar, glucose syrup, starch, flavoring, food coloring, citric acid, and gelatin. The success of Gummi Bears has spawned many gummi animals and objects: worms, frogs, hamburgers, cherries, cola bottles, sharks, hippos, lobsters, octopuses, apples, peaches, oranges, and even smurfs. If you’re looking for extra indulgence, muddy up your bears with a kiss of chocolaty goodness.
3. Febreze - When Febreze was first introduced back in 1998, it revolutionized the air freshener industry. Since its inception, Febreze has monopolized the all important “fresh smell” business by creating ground-breaking new products like air effects, fabric refreshers, plug-in oils, and even scented disks. There is a place for Febreze in every room of every household.
2. The plastic thingy’s on the end of your shoelaces — I can’t even begin to tell you how many times this seemingly insignificant tool has saved my day. There have been countless instances when these plastic godsends are either cracked, worn down or completely unrecognizable and I have to search for a pin or paperclip just to feed the lace through the hole. However, when they are fully intact, they make tying your boots, shoes and sneakers as easy as loop, swoop and pull. As a side note - there have been breakthroughs in this industry, with the implementation of the metal thingy that never wears down or cracks; simply incredible!
1. Latarian Milton - This is my favorite child on the face of the earth. He does the kinds of things I only dreamed of doing when I was a seven-year-old. He really pushes the limits of those around him as well as law enforcement officials who have grown tired of chasing the young man around town in his grandmother’s SUV. He is a rambunctious, impish and mischievous boy of which his full capabilities are still unknown. I hope you all get a chance to get to know Latarian through his series of escapades, adventures and exploits.
