Kindle On Campus: Yet another way we can get our stuff stolen
Thursday, July 30th, 2009 Amazon will be joining with six colleges this fall to test their “Kindle DX” as a textbook alternative
. The “Kindle DX” is their latest version of their high-tech hand-held electronic reading device, and is now able to hold large documents like textbooks. Schools like Princeton and Pace University are signing on to test the adaptability of the Kindle to colleges, sighting the environment and convenience as reasons why the Kindle might just revolutionize college textbooks.
You know what else the Kindle will revolutionize? Campus theft. Not like we aren’t getting our iPods, laptops, and Blackberries stolen left and right, now we get to have our entire semester’s worth of textbooks lifted in the flash of an eye!
With the introduction of the walkman back in the 1980’s, the rise of petty theft increased dramatically. Loitering thieves can swipe a thousand-dollar laptop with the ease of a pickpocket, and you won’t even blink an eye. And campuses’ are thieves’ favorite hang-outs. Why? Because you can always count on a college student to own the latest in technology. Plus, students tend to loiter on campus themselves, hanging out in the library and in cafes, studying and chatting with friends. There are plenty of distractions that make it easy for thieves to go right up to your corral or table and grab the backpack you left under the chair.
And now they can steal Kindle’s to boot. Woohoo. Just what we needed, a semester’s worth of readings gone right before the midterm. I’ve already heard horror stories of laptops stolen the night before a thesis was due. Imagine the possibilities if all of our textbooks are in one, nifty little device. Sorry Prof, the dog ate my Kindle.
Here’s an idea. Start making actual books and course-packs available online for cheap, as opposed to charging 80 bucks for a spiral-bound collection articles written fifty years ago. We have the internet we don’t need another pricey device to add to our semester purchases.
Along with Princeton and Pace, UVA’s Darden School of Business, Case Western Reserve University, Reed College, and Arizona State University will also be testing the Kindle on campus for free to select students and profs. I’m guessing the rest of us are going to have to pay for ours.

















