Top 10 Tailgating Schools
Wednesday, February 18th, 2009Are you ripe with school spirit? Do you dream of completing a major in Mascot-ology? Then a key ingredient in the recipe for your college love is tailgating.
If you’re a social stallion looking to surround yourself with ethustiastic, foam-finger waving fans, here’s a list of the top 10 schools to get your tailgate on.
The Top 10 Tailgating Schools:
10. University of Southern California — At USC, it’s all about beers, blondes and Bruins bashing.
9. University of Wisconsin — Yeah it’s friggin freezing — but all that cheese makes you weak in the knees and warm in the colon.
8. University of Alabama — It’s a sweet home, yo.
7. University of Colorado — Okay, so they’re not the best team out there—but after the game…drunk skiing!
6. University of Tennesse — The last time I saw that much orange was when I was cleaning up after Chester Cheetah stayed at my house.
5. Michigan — Kegs and eggs, baby. Kegs and eggs.
4. Auburn University — Don’t mess with these tigers…they’re GRRREEAT! And they’re 220-350 lb. stud athletes that could rip your face off.
3. Louisiana State University — You better show up — Have you ever seen Les Miles angry?
2. Ole Miss — Don’t forget your shirt and tie because these tailagters are classy. Just look at Eli manning — you can barely tell he’s an inbred
1. Penn State — If for no other reason, go to Happy Valley to see JoePa. There’s nothing funnier than watching JoePa rip the refs a new one.
(Thanks to the folks at Tailgater Monthly for some great info)
