10 Ways to F’Up Your College Applications
Wednesday, October 14th, 2009At this time of year, high school seniors are still hopeful little bunnies, preparing their college applications for the hard winter to come. But by December 1st, you’ll be so overwhelmed with essays, financial aid, and exams that you’ll be lucky if you can even remember to dot your “i”s. Beware: admissions officers are notoriously picky about procedure, and one little mistake could seriously ruin your chances at your top-choice.
To help you avoid a snafu, here are the 10 ways to f’up on your college applications:
- Forget your own name. The mother of all F’ups, if you don’t put the right name on the application, they can’t admit you!
- Attach a “Benjamin”. Repeat after me: I will not bribe the admissions office. I will not bribe…
- Misspell Wrds. You’ll read real good one day. But seriously, spell everything correctly, and use complete sentences. Otherwise, you look like a moron.
- Mail it in late. Double check the deadline, and don’t forget to check to see if that date is when it needs to be RECIEVED by, or just postmarked. If it needs to be received by a certain date, make sure to mail it at least a week in advance.
- Improper postage. The good old United States Postal service is fraught with potential application snafus. One wrong stamp, and your app good be stamped REJECTED.
- Forget to send in your transcripts. Make sure to notify your guidance counselor of the schools you will be applying to, and go through the proper procedure for getting your high school to send your transcripts directly to the colleges.
- Ask the wrong teacher for a recommendation. It goes without saying: ask teachers that you know like you for a rec. That bio teacher you thought found your snores secretly charming? Not a good candidate.
- Print illegibly. If they can’t read it, they can’t really evaluate it. If you can, type your applications. The easier you make it on the admissions department, the better your chances.
- Dot your “i”s with smiley faces. You dweeb.
- Send in the wrong application. I’m sure Harvard REALLY wants to read all about how Yale is your dream school.
Any other way’s you’ve heard of? Leave ‘em in the comments, not your apps!
















